two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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8===D

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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