- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Elizabeth Warren

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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