- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

whats 2+2? 4

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

My friend harris is fat.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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