- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Cows are land manatees.

A black man has a job.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

drugs.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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