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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

When is a door not a door? Never.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

bryden is a faggot

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

angelosnyder is not gay

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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