A shark ate your mom

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

why did the girl cry because she was raped

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Jokes Ki Duniya

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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