There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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this site is funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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hi hi strager danger

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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