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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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