Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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