- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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