Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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