A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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