- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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So I was walking down the road today

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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