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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Waffles ate my grandma

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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