Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Who is it?

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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