What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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