D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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pudding

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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