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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

YOU

The black man leaves the strip club.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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