Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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whats one plus one penis

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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