- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Donkey lips

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

womens rights

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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