- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

I need to start studying.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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