Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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