Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Choir.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did? Yes

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Female rights.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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