- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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