- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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