- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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