Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Burp

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

im a dragon, no im not

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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