Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Refrigerator

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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