roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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The EPA.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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