- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Fart

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

eden stop

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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