what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Fart

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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