You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

a jew walks out of a furnace

A man walks into a bar

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Yock

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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