What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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