Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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