What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

An epileptic man attends a rave.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

the WNBA

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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