- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Davey Peterson.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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