a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Heskey time.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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