- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

The government

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

A women left the kitchen.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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