How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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