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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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