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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

If i open this door you can go trough it

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