What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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