Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Please Rape William Wright

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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