Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Lil Wayne

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Whats worse than a joke? This

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Chuck norris

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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