89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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How did th-A fridge.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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TIMMAH!

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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