- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Where's the dick??? east

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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