- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

taking out the trash... at night

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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