A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Miscarriages.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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