Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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