- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

hola said the chinese man

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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