- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

balls

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Pineapple.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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