An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

The EPA.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

A women left the kitchen.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Jayden Eccles

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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