whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

im not food

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Happy Monday!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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