FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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I love alchohol!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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