What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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