- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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