- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??