If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Anti Joke

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