Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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