- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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