What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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