- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Women's Rights.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Women's rights.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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