What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Joke

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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THE GAME

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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