- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How would you rule?

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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