Adele walks into the stables

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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