Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Jovan

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Anti Joke

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