- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

If i open this door you can go trough it

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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