What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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