Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Keanu Reaves

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Anti Joke

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