Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Your face is hilarious.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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nipple

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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