- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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