why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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Three black men were walking...

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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I have aids

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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