Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

don't just stand there

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Keanu Reaves

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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