- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

This is an anti-anti-joke.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

this is not a drill.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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