What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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hi jonny

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Beka has AIDS

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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