Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

think twice or at least think

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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