- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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